This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
