Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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