Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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