the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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