is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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