I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
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