i just google imaged poop.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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