This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
What a dumb baby whore.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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