She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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