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So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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