I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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