i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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