Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize