I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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