I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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