you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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