I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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