brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I just gift wrapped bread.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
