just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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