S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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