I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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