guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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