Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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