We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
