Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
