hotel room ftw
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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