yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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