he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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