yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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