if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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