After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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