You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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