brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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