i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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