do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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