Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
it glows. i had to have it.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Watching her eat just hurts me
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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