I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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