she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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