Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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