yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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