Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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