I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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