Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
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