Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
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