We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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