You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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