she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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