I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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