I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Randomize