he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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