i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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