Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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