I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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