I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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